What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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