I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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