i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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