shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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