Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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