why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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