i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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