my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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