Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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