the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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