Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
