West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
how drunk are you?
Several
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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