oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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