Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
