how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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