She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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