I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
i think im in europe. pls send help
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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