He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
tell me about the eggs
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