Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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