just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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