So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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