No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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