I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I think I sprained my soul last night
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
