Dual....:-)
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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