she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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