Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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