And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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