is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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