let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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