So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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