Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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