Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
