Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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