i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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