Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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