I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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