I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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