what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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