found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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