There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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