Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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