ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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