Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Randomize