I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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