STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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