if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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