I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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