ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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