This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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