i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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