SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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