So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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