Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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