So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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