No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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