im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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