hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Randomize
